One day, I will follow every damn Metal Gear blog.
omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK
This is IT.
TG: i think u forgot somethin
TG: come get the witch outta my house
GG: Well guess what, Rox?
GG: Looks like we both left something at each other’s places.
TG: i wondered where that one was!!
TG: guess we gonna hafta arrange a lil trade off
GG: Did I mention you left Frigglish here?
GG: How, for Pete’s sake, did you forget your beloved cat??
TG: jane theres so many cats
TG: im so sorry frigglish
TG: im so sorry momma forgot u
Tatiana Maslany is directed to shoot a sequence which involves pistol whipping Rachel without her right hand because Kathryn’s arm will be edited in its place.
"fuck me" ok yeah sure.
Also I like how she has this entire exchange while casually straddling Kathryn
nobody came to his birthday party
SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY
i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there
Lets get this image circulating
IS IT 7:30 YET???