For one hundred dollars

One day, I will follow every damn Metal Gear blog.

One day.


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lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

levanna:

This is IT.

levanna:

This is IT.

t1psygnostalgic:

herooflife:

t1psygnostalgic:

herooflife:

t1psygnostalgic:

TG: janey
TG: i think u forgot somethin
TG: come get the witch outta my house

GG: Well guess what, Rox? 
GG: Looks like we both left something at each other’s places. 



TG: i wondered where that one was!!

TG: guess we gonna hafta arrange a lil trade off

GG: Did I mention you left Frigglish here? 

GG: How, for Pete’s sake, did you forget your beloved cat??


TG: janey
TG: jane theres so many cats
TG: im so sorry frigglish
TG: im so sorry momma forgot u

t1psygnostalgic:

herooflife:

t1psygnostalgic:

herooflife:

t1psygnostalgic:

TG: janey

TG: i think u forgot somethin

TG: come get the witch outta my house

GG: Well guess what, Rox? 

GG: Looks like we both left something at each other’s places. 

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TG: i wondered where that one was!!

TG: guess we gonna hafta arrange a lil trade off

GG: Did I mention you left Frigglish here? 

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GG: How, for Pete’s sake, did you forget your beloved cat??

TG: janey

TG: jane theres so many cats

TG: im so sorry frigglish

TG: im so sorry momma forgot u

cophinescockerspaniels:

Tatiana Maslany is directed to shoot a sequence which involves pistol whipping Rachel without her right hand because Kathryn’s arm will be edited in its place.

"fuck me" ok yeah sure. 

Also I like how she has this entire exchange while casually straddling Kathryn

pardonmewhileipanic:

akinators-boyfriend:


nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there

pardonmewhileipanic:

akinators-boyfriend:

nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there

saint-jimi:

Lets get this image circulating

saint-jimi:

Lets get this image circulating

Let’s hope these guys are wearing their brown pants.

calonarang:

IS IT 7:30 YET???

calonarang:

IS IT 7:30 YET???

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #8

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